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What If I Were To Give You $5 Million To Hold The New Sony Phone -_-

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I am just kidding oh abeg – I don’t even have $50,000 in my account – however  reports have it that Sony offered  Daniel Craig ( James Bond) a $5 million fee for him to hold the forthcoming Sony’s Smartphone in the new James Bond Movie “Spectre” launching November 6 and guess what guys?

You guessed right!

Imagine Giving  You $5 Million To Hold The New Sony Phone

In order qualify to get this awoof , Send me your nudes, 20 to be precise – I’d post them on MissTechy 😀 and voila you get the money 😀

I am just kidding oh abeg – I don’t even have $50,000 in my account – however  reports have it that Sony offered  Daniel Craig ( James Bond) a $5 million fee for him to hold the forthcoming Sony’s Smartphone in the new James Bond Movie “Spectre” launching November 6 and guess what guys?

You guessed right!

Daniel Craig and Spectre director Sam Mendes turned down the offer

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When $5 million isn’t enough money to hold a phone, you know you have made it in this life, they should just give me $100,000, what is hold mschew – I would dance with the phone, sing with the phone, eat with the phone – what am I saying?? – if they ask me to marry the phone in the movie – SO BE IT!

The leaked Emails which was published on Thursday via Wikileaks revealed the process Sony and the Bond team went through in discussing the partnership. The emails outlined the offer as such: “Today … Sony Electronics has so far budgeted the following: $18MM ATL Advertising commitment [and] $ 5MM Daniel Craig FEE.” However, that wasn’t enough to tempt Craig or the rest of the film’s crew.

Asides the $5million factor, the email claimed  that another reason why they rejected the offer was  because  James Bond only uses the ‘best,’ and in their minds, the Sony phone is not the ‘best’ …POW!

Sorry, Sony 🙁

Also, In the mail thread, Samsung made a product placement offer of its own: Samsung was willing to give a $5 million fee for its phones appearing in the movie, but a higher marketing spend of $50 million to promote it.  ( I am guessing that is why they rejected my poor Sony *rme*)

There were no conclusions made in the mail as to which phone brand Daniel Craig would use in the movie – however, this gets to show us that $5million don’t mean squat – if your “phone is not cool enough” (Sorry Sony Fans – Daniel Craig’s word not mine)

Can’t wait for the release of Spectre  to see which phone Bond thinks is best.

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    11 comments on “What If I Were To Give You $5 Million To Hold The New Sony Phone -_-

    1. Anonymous says:

      Misstechy you are a funny person lol I like

    2. vjsmiles says:

      tcheeeeew…

      just a 1000 dollars and i'l swallow the batteries plus the screen…

      tcheeeew

    3. Innocent says:

      As a Sony user, I'm disappointed…More reason to get an iPhone…that is when my money is complete sha…

      1. Tobi Ayeni says:

        Aww you shouldn't feel sad tho 🙁

    4. Adaobi says:

      Interesting, but previous James Bond movies from the Daniel Craig era have featured Sony products, the most recent as seen in Skyfall with the Sony Xperia T – in fact it's part of its marketing campaign. If I remember correctly Bond was rocking a Sony Vaio laptop in Craig's first outing…so what happened now that they're now all nope-ing the hell out of Sony?

    5. vjsmiles says:

      samsung ko sony ni….

      tcheeew waste of money…

      dazzal

    6. Gori says:

      I agree. Miss techy you are a funny person. But anyways let us to work hard to make it. Sony is good, but they have their bosses.

    7. Sir Stevoe says:

      And who might that be if I may ask? @gori

    8. Sir Stevoe says:

      Talk about advantages of being a big star!

    9. DY says:

      You’re so funny 😀 and by the way, Why shouldn’t I be able to hold the phone in a movie for $100?

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