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Siri Vs Cortana: Which Voice Assistant Says The Darndest Things? You Be The Judge!

I came across some responses from the top two voice assistants (sorry Google Now, you ain’t there yet) and I must say it was H I L A R I O U S! However I was torn between the two, when placed side by side, which voice assistant gives the funniest response or which voice assistant has the ability to crack you up?

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I came across some responses from the top two voice assistants (sorry Google Now, you ain’t there yet) and I must say it was H I L A R I O U S! However I was torn between the two, when placed side by side, which voice assistant gives the funniest response or which voice assistant has the ability to crack you up?

I selected the top  funniest responses you can get from these voice assistants so as to aid you in making the best decision. But before we begin, let me introduce you to these two beautiful ladies.

SAY HELLO TO SIRI

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Year of birth:  2011.
House Address: iPhone.
Family history: Siri was originally introduced as an iOS application and because people that she was cool,                                Apple bought her
Behind the scenes: Voice-over actress Susan Bennett is Siri’s voice in the United States.

SAY HELLO TO CORTANA

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Year Of Birth: 2014.
House Address: Windows Phone.
Family history: She’s related to  artificial intelligence character Cortana from the “Halo” video game series.
Behind the scenes: Voice-over actress Jen Taylor is Cortana’s voice, just as in “Halo.”

SIRI VS CORTANA DUEL

ROUND 1: THE VALENTINE JOKE

VALENTINE JOKE 2

 

VALENTINE JOKE 1

 

ROUND 2: WHAT IS THE BEST SMARTPHONE?

BEST SMARTPHONE 1

 

BEST SMARTPHONE JOKE

 

ROUND 3: THE BOYFRIEND JOKE!

 BOYFRIEND JOKE

 

BOYFRIEND JOKE 2

 

ROUND 4: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING 😉

WHAT ARE YOU WEARING

WHAT ARE YOU WEARING 2

 

ROUND 5: DISSING GOOGLE

DISS GOOGLE 2

 

DISS GOOGLE

ROUND 6: CAN I SEE WHAT YOU ARE WEARING?

Siri Vs Cortana WHAT ARE YOU WEARING

 

Siri Vs Cortana WHAT ARE YOU WEARING 2
ROUND 7:  TALK DIRTY TO ME

Siri Vs Cortana TALK DIRTY JOKE

Siri Vs Cortana TALK DIRTY JOKE 2

 

ROUND 8: TELL ME A JOKE

Siri Vs Cortana TELL ME A JOKE 1

 

Siri Vs Cortana TELL ME A JOKE 2

 

ROUND 9: HEAD TO HEAD

Siri Vs Cortana CORTANA JOKE

 

Siri Vs Cortana CORTANA MISS UP

 

ROUND 10:  DO YOU LOVE ME?
Siri Vs Cortana LOVE JOKE

 

Siri Vs Cortana DO YOU LOVE ME 2

 

ONE LAST CHANCE!

SIRI VS CORTANA 2

 

SIRI VS CORTANA

 

Have you made your decision?  Let me know in the comment section.

By the way, if you own an iPhone please ask SIRI zero divided by zero! the response would make you think about your life!

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    15 comments on “Siri Vs Cortana: Which Voice Assistant Says The Darndest Things? You Be The Judge!

    1. titi says:

      HILARIOUS! .. I prefer SIRI.. anytime anyday. that biatch is darn funny…

    2. feranmi says:

      siri has this kin bad attitude but I like it.
      Cortana is helpful sha.. but Id pick siri

    3. vjsmiles says:

      Afte that siri’s messing up at the apple unveiling where they asked her to play a song and she played another i just disliked her 🙁

      Cortana does it for me 😀

    4. Anonymous says:

      “which boyfriend?” hahaha…..

    5. eYinka says:

      People still use Siri? Oh… wait Yes. But apparently (or humor-intended), Cortana will “help save the world in 500 years time”. No be me talk am oh.
      BTW, where y’all at when Cortana was helping people win big in the last FIFA world cup [Beautiful and next-to-accurate predictions mehn]
      But Apple has the name already so what else? A spade however is a spade. Or?

      I am not an iSheep nor a Windows Phone evangelist in this regard but one does not need some Hololens projection to see that Apple -in Siri- is not polite. Sue me, bite me and bite me again!

    6. optimusPRIME says:

      cortana does it for me,,,,,siri fits d image of does corrupted robots in d movie ‘”irobot”‘,,,,,,i fear she culd kill som1 wit dat attitude ooo…lol

      1. Tobi Ayeni says:

        So you can’t handle a woman with an attitude?

    7. optimusPRIME says:

      i can….just that it may take sumtym….bt cortana is friendly..more likely to kip a conversation going..

      1. Tobi Ayeni says:

        Lool okay I hear you 🙂

    8. innocent says:

      Too funny… Software has really gotten far… O wonder when android will get their own n I hope they call it misstechy n use your voice…I bet you’ll outwit those two b*t€hes

      1. Tobi Ayeni says:

        LMAO, well I know I am funny so you might expect a Helen paul kind of voice assistant (minus Helen paul’s voice though)

    9. SweetSusie says:

      If it is not siri, it cannever be siri

    10. kaybang says:

      that google diss

      1. kaybang says:

        the cortana one. It just made me laugh. Cus the irony is that microsft’s bing is pure bullsh*t!

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