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Google Has Just Succeeded In Getting Me To Reinstall Allo. (Spoiler Alert: I Uninstalled It 20 Minutes Later).

Okay, Google! You can clap for yourself.

Because you have just succeeded in getting me to reinstall Allo.

They were able to lure me with a new update that is quite similar to Bitmoji’s offering. Google’s new Allo update will allow you to take your selfies and turn them into highly personalized stickers that you can send to friends.

Of course, I was interested, so I reinstalled the app to try it out, and boy, was I disappointed because the stickers didn’t look like me.

 

I mean, look at this! Where did that oblong-shaped face come from?

 

Just like Bitmoji, you have the option of customizing your sticker,

 

But that ruins the whole “neural networks” effect, doesn’t it? (The feature used a combination of neural networks and the work of artists to turn your selfie into a personalized sticker pack). Then there is the question of “Who do I send this to?” Since none of my friends use Allo.

So, even if I was swayed by what I read, I am sorry Allo, but I have to uninstall you again.

No vex. 

 

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    17 comments on “Google Has Just Succeeded In Getting Me To Reinstall Allo. (Spoiler Alert: I Uninstalled It 20 Minutes Later).

    1. Abbeyoneworld says:

      Google and their 🎭

    2. Tee says:

      lemme reinstall it…. I had it before I wiped my device, and I didn’t even remember to reinstall…. yeah, that useless to me.

    3. ỌBÁDÁRÀ says:

      … WELL, SOCIAL MEDIA APPS THAT DOES HAVE MY TEEMING FRIENDS AS USERS HAVE NO RIGHT TO BE ON MY PHONE. NOT EVEN SUCH A THING WILL MAKE ME REINSTALL ALLO…

    4. Yomi says:

      lmao you got me at no vex. I literally laughed out loud

    5. Kemi Oguntayo says:

      &looks at sticker again*. it sure looks like you just a teeny weeny bit. look closely

      1. Henry says:

        Lol. You beat me to it.

    6. Pwilliams says:

      they should keep trying

    7. Adeniji Micheal says:

      Hahahaha. The Spoiler Part Got Me😂

    8. KingAbsolute says:

      The first time I came across Allo, I never knew they’ll fall down and crumble like this.

      Google is missing something I guess, something they’ll ‘click’ smartphone users.

    9. Yudy says:

      You like play sha Tobi.

    10. MissTechy, How is the giveaway winner announcements coming? You said it’ll come on Saturday.

      1. Kemi Oguntayo says:

        Oga cool down. the day isn’t over yet

        1. Hmmm! you’re right. There is still precisely 1Hr and 42mins left.

          1. Chuksteric says:

            Be calm maybe she’s having a little Personal stuff

    11. nice! aunty Tobi you are really trying oh..

    12. dChidi N says:

      And this is supposed to be their iMessage killer?

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