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According to Microsoft, Bing is 'Bigger Than You Think.'

For a second, yeah, I read the post on Microsoft’s blog as Bing is Binger than you think!
Here is the meaning of Binger:

Hey! Don’t judge me:

Anyway, Microsoft provided some numbers that showed just how big Bing is. The number revealed that one-third of searches in the US are powered by Bing.

Not only that, Microsoft’s metrics indicate that Bing has a nine percent share of the global search market, handling 12 billion individual searches every month.

Who are these people using Bing, you ask?!


Personally, I use bing to find results I know Google filters out (It’s not what you are thinking, trust me).
Microsoft might never be able to knock Google from its throne, but they have also demonstrated that they are not giving up anytime soon!

In related news, did you see the  dic, sorry penis picture on Bing’s homepage?

 
This picture?
 

(Psst: For those who are wondering why Mourinho’s gifs/memes are all up in this article, it has to do with the 3 goals in 4 minutes that happened today #JustSaying). 

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10 comments on “According to Microsoft, Bing is 'Bigger Than You Think.'

  1. Alexys says:

    Up Misstechy…United for life. We were Lit today🔥🔥🔥

  2. Joshua says:

    Interesting
    It’s just the beginning of the season sha…
    We shall see alas

  3. ỌBÁDÁRÀ says:

    … WELL, EVIDENCE IS THE END OF ALL ARGUMENTS. THE NUMBERS CAN BEAR WITNESS TO THE REDMOND GIANT’S CLAIM. SOMETIMES, I USE BING TOO. BUT MISSTECHY, WHY WERE YOU DEFENDING YOURSELF WHEN YOU’VE NOT BEEN ACCUSED? I FEAR 😱 YOU’RE GUILTY.
    YES, I WAS ABOUT TO SAY WETIN JOSE DO YOU…

  4. פN∀q⅄∀ʞ ɨֆ ᏰᏗᏖᎷᏗᏁ says:

    Only God knows what the articles would look like if Anthony Martial is amongst the top goal scorers by mid-season.

    1. Yomi says:

      You mean lukaku

      1. פN∀q⅄∀ʞ ɨֆ ᏰᏗᏖᎷᏗᏁ says:

        You don’t know how much of a Martial fan MissTechy is?

  5. Cirphrank says:

    How about this for an update; MissTechy is funnier than you think!

  6. פN∀q⅄∀ʞ ɨֆ ᏰᏗᏖᎷᏗᏁ says:

    So, mu’f#@kas @ Bing edited that pic. 😒
    Well God bless whomever carved that Wang in the sand and the keen eye that spotted it.

    1. Emerson says:

      Kay bang, you’re officially fu**ed up.

  7. Sure here comes the truth

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