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All The Tech News I Missed In Memes

I admit, I have been off the radar, but here is a summary of went down yesterday and today.


Before now, you could get this feature from third party apps, but Instagram has decided to bless us with their own version which is dope and easy! Just click on options and scroll to “add account” in the last column! Voila!!
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2. PornHub wants To save the Sperm Whale with your help.

To save sperm whales, Pornhub wants you to watch more porn videos! According to them, for every 2,000 videos you watch on Pornhub, they will donate one penny to the Washington-based Moclips Cetelogical Society.  Kudos to their advertising team!
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3. Live Photo Of Galaxy S7 Edge

As speculated, it does indeed look like the Galaxy S6.  We can also see that it has an impressive 134704 in the anTuTu benchmark test.
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4.  Google CEO is a really rich man

When you are the CEO of the largest search giant in the world, it is only expected that you earn much, for those wondering, Google CEO Sundar Pichai received $199 million worth of shares which takes his net wealth to $650 million worth of stocks in Alphabet.
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Sadly, he is!

4. The White House WIFI Is As Bad As Yours, Sorta.

It can definitely not be as bad as GLO’s. In an interview with CBS, President Obama claims that the White house has bad WIFI. His wife, Michelle feels the same way, she also feels that the WIFI situation is beginning to irk their two daughters.
Even though I feel the President’s pain ( We all know how annoying a slow internet can be), I really want to know their definition of bad WIFI!
That is all I can take, let me know your thoughts.
Update: Changed the sperm whale meme because of the misinterpretations.


16 comments on “All The Tech News I Missed In Memes

  1. zita obeta says:

    Got me laughing with the memes

  2. zita obeta says:

    Got me laughing

  3. kaybang says:

    ok pornhub, i’ll bite. But i’m only doing it 4 d whales…

    1. Usman says:

      Hehehe.. U r a regular u r doing it for your pleasure.. Lolx
      ..But Mehn seriously do you know that watching porn kinda re-wires your think differently..not differently in a good way O.. I dont need 2 say much.. But this people know the effect of watching porn yet they dont care as far as they are concern its business… Anyway all am trying to say is PORN IS BAD.

      1. kaybang says:

        Hahaha!! Nah ma man 😀 i’m doing it for the whales 😀 😀 *sly grin*
        hehehe… Tho u kinda wonder why pornhub chose d “sperm” whales eh?? 😀

  4. Joshua says:

    lol… funny memes, Obama should SC come to naija and understand what slow internet connection means

  5. KingAbsolute says:

    Lmaooo, funny memes. Miss T is one in town for that…

  6. Stiiz says:

    The only reason why I still come back to this blog everyday… The sense of humor, the memes, & the comic relief!!! ????

  7. felix says:

    So it has gotten to that extent where porn sites now advertise and encourage the public to watch porn? God help us. Nice articles by the way. Except for the porn stuff

  8. Stiiz says:

    Hi Tobi. I think you should’ve known before hand that many Nigerians (due to obvious religious/ethnic reasons) don’t respond well to “sex talk” and issues involving such, hence, the reason why pple are commenting (and more wud still comment) against the pornhub meme thing. Even though I personally saw past the sex/pornographic thing that the pornhub meme thing represented, I already knew pple on here wud misinterpret & speak against it.
    Moral of the day: Know your audience. Weed out controversial stories from your write up to avoid controversies. Thank you. ????

    1. Tobi Ayeni says:

      Hi Stiiz , thanks for the observation and contribution, the meme was actually a sarcasm​, although I realize now that it wasn’t obvious.

      1. Stiiz says:

        Memes & Sarcasm are sometimes too “post-modern” for some people. Humor & Sarcasm can sometimes be hard to see thru for others ?

    2. U^2 says:

      Really?? C.mon man what is there to misinterprete?? Do you know how bad porn messes with the brain?? Okay do you think is appropriate for someone to tell your child heyy watch porn everyday is good 4u??

      1. Anonymous says:

        Baba calm down she saiid it is sacarsm hian if you read misstechy wella you shohld know by now that she doesnt support it.

  9. moses dzarmah says:

    When I thought things couldn’t get better

  10. Sherif OS says:

    I wondering what’s the definition of poor WiFi by Obama

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