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Mark Zuckerberg's Neighbours Are Furious!

I am guessing Mark Zuckerberg’s Neighbours might not be liking his Facebook pictures anytime soon.
According to a Buzzfeed report, Zuckerberg’s neighbours are angry with him, it appears that Mark’s security team is illegally occupying “desirable parking spots” with two silver SUVs close to his $10 million dollar home thereby making it difficult for other people to park.
They sent a letter to other neighbors urging them to report Mark to the authorities. Buzzfeed was able to obtain a copy, see it below.

I know you can’t read that, so here is the letter below thanks to Buzzfeed: 

Hi Neighbors,

I’m sure you all agree that it can be cumbersome living next to Zuck. I think we’ve all tried to be as patient and civil as possible during the very long construction, the noise, the trash, the blocking of streets, etc. Now that all that circus is done, we are left with 2 silver SUV’s permanently occupying desirable parking spots. It goes without saying that living close to Dolores Park and the awesome neighboring districts already creates a challenge when it comes to street parking, so the 2 spots that are illegally being held for Zuck only makes matters worse. We’ve spoken to the security guards and they were cordial but ultimately have been instructed by their supervisors to not move the cars under any circumstances. They acknowledge that they are occupying the space with no turnover and illegally. So, on weekends such as this, I have to park illegally in front of the apartment that I live in full-time and risk the chance of getting an expensive ticket by MTA. Can you all help me raise visibility to this issue? We’ve already spoken to both guards currently on duty, they spoke to their offsite supervisor and I’ve also called [sic] left a message Tim Wenzel (he has yet to call back), the “Residential Security Manager” for Zuck’s … home. We’ve also taken pictures of both cars and posted it on SFMTA’s twitter page, along with the local news stationsTwitter accounts, our personal facebook accounts and have also created an account and shared this on Nextdoor.

 I want to add that Zuck’s guards could park in his driveway or in front of his driveway with no issue but refuse to do so as that is not what they are instructed to do. One of the guards mentioned that she agreed that even from a security standpoint, where the cars are parked don’t give the best vantage points and that she thinks they should be driving around and having a guard posted on both sides of [the street]. All and all, none of this makes any sense. SFMTA requires ALL cars to be moved after 72 hours’ time, and in all residential areas, if cars don’t have parking permits (which currently the guards do not have) and they need to be moved every 2 hours (M-F) within the listed time. When they do move the car is [sic] has to be at least a block away, ensuring turnover. Clearly, none of this is happening.

And, although I do feel bad for the guards when it gets cold or hot, they tend to leave their car engines on day and night which is wasteful and horrible for the environment not to mention noisy in an otherwise quiet neighborhood.”

Apparently,  some of the neighbours have spoken with Zuckerberg’s security guards and according to Buzzfeed, the security admitted that the SUVs were parked illegally — and pointed out that parking illegally doesn’t necessarily offer Zuckerberg better security.

The first line of the letter made me laugh, “I’m sure you all agree that it can be cumbersome living next to Zuck.” Do you know what some people will give to live close to Mark? Someone like me!
Anyway, what are your thoughts, if you were in their shoes, would you complain?


11 comments on “Mark Zuckerberg's Neighbours Are Furious!

  1. FELIX says:

    Lol. Funny1. I’m happy the guards admitted their fault.. If it was nigeria, the guards would have beaten up the neighbours one after the other, without any form of remus.(God help us)

  2. KingAbsolute says:

    I would complain but not taking it too far like they did, maybe that’s how they get what they want though.

  3. Samm says:

    you’re right, I’ll give up my life savings to “live next to zuck”

  4. Anonymous says:

    LOl and yet people are still selling the image of Zukerberg the down-to-earth millionaire. It’s fine to be rich and live wealthy, but whoever is selling the ‘Drives his old Volvo’ and is just an everyday guy shtick needs to stop.

    1. Titi says:

      I agree with you. It is an estate, what does he need two securities for

      1. Kelv says:

        So you expect him to entrust his security to some estate guards at the gate?

        1. Titi says:

          See ehn, i am sure the estate mark is stayimg is security conscious. D worst that he could have done was to get one or get 4 securities and make them stay in the same suv. All these paparazi with two suvs is uncalled for. And dont forget that the people living beside mark will also be rich folks. So if everybody starts getting security where will they find parking space.
          It is not like mark is living in nigeria where thr security is terrible is he?

  5. this is serious, at least the guard accept their fault. I can pay anything to live close to Mack house.

  6. Joshua says:

    hmmm… interesting

  7. Kay Zeez says:

    Titi said it all, instead i will relocate to a more secure neighborhood than to disturb my neighbors. My opinion though and my kind of person.
    Thank you

  8. tee says:

    If mark is not dishing out free money, or free wi-fi, why should i wanna live near him??? I admire him though, but…..

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