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When Tech Interrupts Sex, What Do You Do? See What This Man Did.

Not everytime gadget talk, sometimes some techy amebo gist, I am going to ask one question, I know it’s not #talktuesday (by the way, shout out to those that contributed on Tuesday, P.S: I will rather save CTRL-Z).
So back to my question,
It’s nighttime, and you get in that jigi jigi mode. However, bae is busy checking out  her friends on Instagram or better still reading gossip blogs.
What do you do? Do You:

  1. Try to seduce her/him?
  2. Talk to her about how her/his phone/laptop usage has been affecting sex life?
  3. Tamper with the Wi-Fi so the Internet stops working, which will make her stop whatever she is doing online so she can consider the jigi jigi.  (p.s. if you picked this, holla so I can give you the software)
 If you chose option 3 then you are exactly like this dude on Reddit with the username @jazz_man. According to his post, “I have the router’s setup page as a quick launch icon on my phone“— he attached the image below to the comment.


when tech interrupts sex via Reddit

Of course trust Redditors to go berserk on the post:

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The comments made me conclude that this issue might probably be affecting a lot. So if you ever find yourself in this dilemma, after trying out 1 and 2, don’t hesitate to try out number 3.  The only problem with that is, you cannot try number 3 with me because, duh! I am Miss T E C H Y and you will only increase my desire to solve the problem.
Isn’t it ironic that we now have to battle with the very thing that probably brought us together in the first place?


5 comments on “When Tech Interrupts Sex, What Do You Do? See What This Man Did.

  1. KingAbsolute says:

    I’ll try number 1 & am hopeful I’ll succeed at that point.

  2. Osakwe tochukwu says:

    I might have a better idea…you chat her up on whichever social media shes into at the moment or best of all use whatsapp as its notification pop up can be annoying. U can seduce her there….kiikikikikikikikikikiiii. if that doesnt work…then destroy d phone and place an order for a better one??? (miss techy might use such moves against you to get berra phones once she notice you get a new phone anytime she does shakara and u smash d phone??????)

  3. Cirphrank says:

    Hmmm, when I get engaged ama engage a capable solution.

  4. No.3 I need the software o

  5. Noni says:

    See the boys responding to this – shake my head.
    Newsflash: if your lady is into you, you won’t need any tricks or gimmicks. In fact you will be the one pretending to sleep to catch a break!

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