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Selfitis: How To Tell If You Are A Selfie Addict.

With celebrities and even the U.S. President driving the trend, you don’t need to be told that the Selfie culture is a global phenomenon that is here to stay.  However, do you know that there is a dark side to selfies? I know you are like they’ve come again, but,  according  to the American Psychiatric Association (APA), there is a condition called selfitis – an uncontrollable urge to click images of yourselves throughout the day. The surprising fact is, a lot of people are suffering from this.
I was able to put together some signs that can help tell if you are actually a selfie addict. If you can relate with these signs, you might need to see your doctor hehe.

1.  “But first, let me take a selfie!” is your most used line especially when you are looking so good. 


2. You know which side of your face is the best.


3. Even when you are at home, you still dress up to take selfies.


4.  You have several apps on your phone dedicated to making your selfies prettier.

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5.  You are an expert at posing and pouting.


7.  Nowhere is off limits for you

Still in denial? I knew this might happen, that is why I’ve prepared a mini quiz that would let you know once and for all how much of an addict you are.

1. You are invited to a funeral…

what do you do? Do you …
A: Take a sad selfie and post with the hashtag #Sad.
B: Take a picture of your own face with another mourner and post it with the hashtag #sad
C: Turn off your phone without taking any picture.

2.On your Instagram page, How many of your recent pictures are of your own face?

A: Duh! If they are not my face whose face would it be?
B: About half are of me and half are of food.
C. Not everytime face, sometimes scenery.

3. First time going to the gym….

imagesDo you…
A: Stand in front of the mirror in the middle of the gym and take a picture of yourself posting it with a hashtag
B: Go to the bathroom and take a picture of yourself.
C: Do some exercise.

4. You are in the Louvre, in front of Mona Lisa…

Do you….
A: Take a selfie with Monalisa
C: Take a selfie and then quickly leave and go take a picture of yourself in front of the Venus de Milo.
D. Stare at the painting.
Mostly As: Sorry to say this but you have chronic Selfitis.. don’t fret though, It can be treated, just do away with that smartphone of yours and get yourself a Nokia 5200 for a month. You should see some changes.
Mostly Bs – Be careful my friend, you are almost moving to the dark side.
Mostly Cs – Congratulations! You don’t look like you are going to be an addict anytime soon!
So, are you a selfie addict? Don’t be shy to tell the truth. 


5 comments on “Selfitis: How To Tell If You Are A Selfie Addict.

  1. Benjibabs says:

    Definitely not a selfistis. Most of the time I take pix of others and forget myself. 🙂

  2. kaybang says:

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Smh

  3. Samm says:

    Nah! I don’t
    I barely have my own photos on my phone.

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