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Phone Palava: Would you prefer a thicker phone if it meant a longer battery life?

Today’s phone palava is more like a Girl fight battle, it is also a heartbreaking story, so kindly get your tissues ready :'( 

 

GIRL FIGHT BATTLE BETWEEN MISS THICK  & MISS SLIM 

Today’s phone palava is more like a Girl fight battle, it is also a heartbreaking story, so kindly get your tissues ready :'(

When the CEO of Apple was talking about the reason why Apple product ( as well as other smartphones) have poor battery life, he said “it’s because it’s so light and thin that we use it so much and, therefore, deplete the battery,With a bigger battery it would be heavier, more cumbersome, less ‘compelling.”

Also, according to reports by Gizmodo, Phones have ludicrous screens, and processors that rival the supercomputers of days gone by, but they can’t last a day as a result of its slim designs.

What this means is, in order for Phone manufacturers to provide  beautifully designed  smartphones, they had to sacrifice the one thing that would have had made the smartphone experience mind blowing for its users,  they sacrificed Miss Battery’s life for Miss Slim :'(.

However, there is now a new twist to the story, a poll result by HuffPost.com discovered that an overwhelming majority – 73 percent – of adults would prefer a thicker phone with longer battery life to a Slimmer one with shorter life.

Now I am throwing this out, which would you prefer?

A fat ass thick phone ( I love me some thick ladies ) with amazing stamina in bed… or a Slim ass lepa shandi phone with a poor stamina in bed.

WHICH WOULD YOU KILL FOR WHICH?

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5 comments on “Phone Palava: Would you prefer a thicker phone if it meant a longer battery life?

  1. tj says:

    id prefer slim phone oh .. we have beem survivng with the poor battery.. team slim ladiea jhor

  2. Anonymous says:

    slim of course…. nobody wants an extra load. oh,and concerning the battery, we have power banks to compensate for dat…

    1. Sir Stevoe says:

      Gbam.

  3. champion says:

    Thick phone abeg, what is slim?

  4. vjsmiles says:

    @techy you bad ghhhan o…
    see as you dey spoil lekpacious babes name.

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