It is at this point, I go all apeshit and say:
Just when you think you’ve seen it all, someone somewhere creates something that leaves you speechless. Fellas, there is now a game that makes players lick their way to victory. I kid you not. Meet Planet Licker, the game and the controller.
How does the game work? Basic! You need to claim your planet back after someone scattered mines on it and the only way to do that is to lick the controller.
Would you be licking off someone’s diseases? Not really – the makers made customised food-safe controllers that have single-use popsicles that you can lick. So even if the controller stick is everybody’s, the actual bit you lick is all yours. So, you are literally licking your own stick. *coughs*
You also get to choose your flavors.
For those who like licking stuff, this is perfect. However, if you are like me, then, I guess this is a no-no. P.S: Have you tried to visualize? A girl playing a game and licking stuff?!
What say you? Would you be willing to try out Planet licker?
Image Source: GameRadar